Mia, also known as 'Mimi' is an unseen character who is mentioned frequently in 'The Restaurant' and also by Karen in 'The Hospital'
Mia, who tends to use the name Mimi, was the women Pete Brockman kissed whilst drunk. She is apparently, as Pete described, the mum of the ginger boy that broke his foot last term, whereas Sue told Pete that Mia was fatter than her. Pete thought Jake heard and had a word with him. He said that Warren’s dad had a thing with her when he was in Year 6.